0 comment Sunday, March 30, 2014 | admin
Ambivalent Academic can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night. (Yum! She likes the crunchy ones best...especially when they have gooey centers like jelly donuts.)Ambivalent Academic has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all! (She comes from a long line of camels.)Neil Armstrong first stepped on Ambivalent Academic with his left foot. (She then bit him in the ankle.)You should always store Ambivalent Academic in an airtight container in the fridge. (Otherwise, she will go off.)The only planet that rotates on its side is Ambivalent Academic! (Little known fact: she was once a break-dancing champion.)It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Ambivalent Academic. (She can take the heat, folks.)Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Ambivalent Academic. (At her current salary, this is not a hyperbole. She's done the math.)Peanuts and Ambivalent Academic are beans. (AA also works for beans...you'd think she had enough. And actually they mean legumes. Peanuts are legumes. Beans are legumes. Lentils are legumes. Peas are legumes. But peanuts are not beans. AA is also a bean, and therefore a legume by definition.)Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Ambivalent Academic into a volcano it would stop erupting! (Then they discovered that virgins work better.)In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Ambivalent Academic. (It is the shit.)Four kilos of insects in a single night! That's right. It's so awesome it's worth saying again. To find out more about AA (or anyone else of your choosing) go here. (h/t Acadamnit)Just thought I'd lighten the mood a bit. I'm getting really fucking sick of swine flu. (That's sick of swine flu, not sick from it.)
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